like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
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