In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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