Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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