Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Duck Duck Cougar?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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