Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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