If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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