I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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