I don't think brook has ever known best
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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