I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We are two peas in an std pod
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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