I want to have your abortion
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
