your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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