Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
It's never too late to be topless.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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