On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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