Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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