Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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