i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
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If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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