I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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