I'm eating all of the evidence.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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