Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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