he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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