my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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