I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
there's paper in my vomit.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
It was confusing and full of hummus
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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