dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Your penis caused this!
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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