found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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