called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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