I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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