We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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