Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
