The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize