Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
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why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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