I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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