Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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