he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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