Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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