i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I will be naked everywhere
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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