For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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