I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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