I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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