If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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