why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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