If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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