dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
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Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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