yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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