singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
no. you can't hotbox the world.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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