I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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