You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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