I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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