we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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