was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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