fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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