mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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