Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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