How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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