idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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