Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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