hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize